Usually getting banking errors is extraordinarily annoying and ends up in hours of dealing with androids, followed by hours of dealing like folks acting like bots but for one man Chris Reynolds, he was momentarily the riches person in the world. A PayPal error left him with slightly over $92 Quadrillion bucks. Just actually he had $92,233,720,368,547,800. Do you actually know what I might do with $92 quadrillion greenbacks?
With $92 quadrillion bucks I might scoff and throw money in rich races faces. With $92 quadrillion bucks I would convert become known as the George Washington Carver of $100 buck bills. Turn it into fuel, burn it for heat, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion bucks I would build everything I own out of money. My home, my car, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I might literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however wasn't a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling vehicle components on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion buck gaff he though was a debt. Rather than instantly crapping his pants and crying bankruptcy in the streets. He did what any other average human would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. This is where a "long lost buddy" spotted it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he tried to log into his account to determine his pals claims, he spotted that he was left among the lowest ranking poor people in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal straight after made contact with him and noted the massive mistake and said that they would give a vague amount of money to a reason for Reynold's choice Instead of restoring his $140 that is. Yes you can donate that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Cash Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion greenbacks. He said that he would pay off the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The absurdity of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a quick theoretical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US national debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed a few felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, PC crime, let alone the plain fact it is online instantly makes all of his crimes federal. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him a projected 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where roughly for nicking $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in the slammer) That's just with one charge! They'll be locking up his bloodline for keeps. If the govt let's him survive to see the remainder of his wishes with his cash, it would all be in vein proving the fallacy in his unsophisticated perspectives. Buying a sports team, cool idea. No issues in that you are just about infinitely rich. You do it as you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There is no investing when you have 126,547 times the amount of money that Bill Gates has. There is only purchasing. Next, if you assumed folks coming out the wood work for lottery loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folk get murdered for lottery loot every day the difference is this bloke has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a states army to personally protect him.
So in summary, Reynold's pays off the US National Debt, buys his favorite sports team, wastes trivial billions in flighty investments, learns a lesson about long lost pals trying to make contact again after striking it big means they're gold digging, and finally gets tossed in jail by a grateful US, which will ultimately steal all his money.
All that money is literally paid to have a jail built and named after you since you will be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you would be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your unceasing jail cell.
With $92 quadrillion bucks I might scoff and throw money in rich races faces. With $92 quadrillion bucks I would convert become known as the George Washington Carver of $100 buck bills. Turn it into fuel, burn it for heat, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion bucks I would build everything I own out of money. My home, my car, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion greenbacks I might literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however wasn't a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling vehicle components on eBay part-time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion buck gaff he though was a debt. Rather than instantly crapping his pants and crying bankruptcy in the streets. He did what any other average human would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. This is where a "long lost buddy" spotted it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he tried to log into his account to determine his pals claims, he spotted that he was left among the lowest ranking poor people in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal straight after made contact with him and noted the massive mistake and said that they would give a vague amount of money to a reason for Reynold's choice Instead of restoring his $140 that is. Yes you can donate that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Cash Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion greenbacks. He said that he would pay off the US natural debt, maybe buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The absurdity of this man's plans are beyond my understanding. Let's do a quick theoretical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and clear the US national debt, which would be like spitting into the sea for him. Just in that act alone he has committed a few felonies like grand larceny, PC misuse, attempted hacking, PC crime, let alone the plain fact it is online instantly makes all of his crimes federal. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him a projected 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where roughly for nicking $1 million dollars they received around 3 and a half years in the slammer) That's just with one charge! They'll be locking up his bloodline for keeps. If the govt let's him survive to see the remainder of his wishes with his cash, it would all be in vein proving the fallacy in his unsophisticated perspectives. Buying a sports team, cool idea. No issues in that you are just about infinitely rich. You do it as you love the team. Investing money in things Is this dude high There is no investing when you have 126,547 times the amount of money that Bill Gates has. There is only purchasing. Next, if you assumed folks coming out the wood work for lottery loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. Folk get murdered for lottery loot every day the difference is this bloke has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Let alone he could hire a states army to personally protect him.
So in summary, Reynold's pays off the US National Debt, buys his favorite sports team, wastes trivial billions in flighty investments, learns a lesson about long lost pals trying to make contact again after striking it big means they're gold digging, and finally gets tossed in jail by a grateful US, which will ultimately steal all his money.
All that money is literally paid to have a jail built and named after you since you will be living in one for the remainder of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you would be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your unceasing jail cell.
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